Every single one of Tumblr’s 178 employees will get money from the $1.1 billion Yahoo deal, which means that if the site hadn’t let go of its three editorial team members last month, they too would have received $371,000 — each.
I would kill myself.
Twenty-four years ago…
|Corporate Fuckwit:||I am a vice president with Monster Energy, and the game starts in 20 minutes! Tell me how to get to the stadium!|
|Area Man or Woman:||It's about 40 miles south of here.|
|Corporate Fuckwit:||Oh. Well, I guess it's OK so long as we make it by halftime. Foo Fighters!|
Can’t wait for all these corporate fuckwits to show up in 2016 for the Super Bowl and not have a fucking clue where Santa Clara is. (“Isn’t it where the Giants play?”)
I mean, it’s like an hour away when there’s no traffic. Which is never. Santa Clara’s much closer to San Jose. What I’m saying is that it really sucks by comparison.
Then again, all these rich fucking tech asslickers move to San Francisco just so they can commute to Sunnyvale or some shit for their job at EA or eBay or wherever, so the corporate fuckwits can just ask the douchejuices waiting for their private shuttle buses.
huh huh huh
Brought my computer to the shop. Many crossed fingers hoping it’s solvable and not too expensive.
On a related note, cab drivers do not drive through the Tenderloin looking for fares. Really! Twenty minutes of waiting this morning got me passed by about 40-50 cabs, none available. Finally a town car came to my rescue, and my computer and I went to the shop in style. After I told the driver how long I’d been waiting, he asked me, “Do you live around here?”
(I only get cabs to the TL, never
I also spent way too much money drinking this weekend, and what do I have to show for i? Nothing. Idiot..